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June 11 2015

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pleatedjeans:

funnyordie:

The hottest baby names of 2015!

I did zero research.

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levisthighs:

what the fuck

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aeon-fux:

realisticdreaams:

-lsd:

brooklynrenewhite:

Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create these perfect women… but Professor Utoniom accidentally added an extra ingredient…. Chemical X

OMFG

Rihanna buttercup, nicki is bubbles, and Beyoncé is blossom, no?

Perfect^

and Iggy Azalea:

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assgod:

its GREAT!

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satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

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skygawker:

star wars + text posts (anakin skywalker edition)

2/?

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actionhankbeard:

camwhoreconfessional:

aphnorwegian:

mxcleod:

egalitarianqueen:

kibosh-josh-mahgosh:

egalitarianqueen:

rougaroucojones:

radarmatt:

rougaroucojones:

karolinedianne:

spangledshieldsandsilverwings:

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

^ This

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

We fight with honor

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Stop pretending there are any real rules in the English language. It’s the wild west in our dictionaries.

Also. It’s pronounced with a hard g. I remember onces seeing the picture set of people fighting over the pronounciation. The people defending the pronounciation with the soft j had there dialogue spelled “jif,” and those defending the hard g had theirs spelled “gif.” Which I feel, says everything.

This is hilarious.

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atacoinside:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

dynastylnoire:

thawrah:

8figs:

with huge noses and over lined lips

I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A SECOND AND LIKE……..DIGEST THIS WHA T THE HELL

You know why

clowns actually originated in egypt to entertain royalty- they wore weird masks and imitated gods.  there were also clowns in ancient china, greece, and italy. it wasn’t “black face and then switched to white face” like i saw in the notes– the clown white paint was invented in 1801

the big, red nose is associated with alcoholism/being drunk (heavy alcohol usage can lead to severe rosacea and swelling of the nose), because drunkards in ye olde times were seen as fun for the whole family. the overlined lips create an exaggerated smile). curly or big hair was seen as whimsical and fun, as was a lack of hair (if you look up ‘vintage clowns’, you’ll see their hair is puffed out to the sides or upwards. nowadays, people probably wear afros because they’re cheap, and don’t involve lots of styling. 

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i am passionate about clowns

They are a terrifying breed of monster, and must be eradicated from the face of the earth, but it’s relieving to know they weren’t born from a place of racial prejudice.

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misscornelius:

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

Not only that, keep in mind that in the books, Drogo NEVER forced Dany to have sex with him against her will. That was something HBO added because they’re gross assholes. 

June 10 2015

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cloesy:

echeveria2:

some splatoon miiverse thoughts. 

i can just feel everything positive draining out of me when i see someone draw pedobear or sexualize callie/marie/girl squids. right! on! miiverse! where it shows up in inkopolis or on billboards. i hate it i hate it i hate it please report this kind of content please. 

even though my art blog is strictly for art,this is very important and I feel the same about these tweets SO MUCH. 

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basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

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anime-goddess-on-point:

Me: Hoe don’t do it

Aomine: The only one who can date me is me

Me: oh my god

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alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

giannigaga:

when straight guys cover songs by female artists and don’t change the pronouns

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skeptical-ish:

surejohn221b:

dominicsellie:

rainbowballz:

this has bothered me since day fucking one

why do Little Bear’s parents wear clothes

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when this little shithead is walking around BUTT NEKKID

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hes rebelling

it’s a phase

dont you mean bare naked

fiantodurri:

the mmm whatcha say meme will never die because when it dies we’ll have to play mmm whatcha say

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