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June 09 2015

kirayato:

sometimes i end up quoting tumblr posts irl and they make my friends laugh and a part of me feels powerful but another part of me feels bad like no i’m a fraud

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empathetic-symphony:

gloomydunmer:

Me when I attempt a smokey eye

Black metal as fuck

forcenturies:

One day fall out boy and my chemical romance are gonna be like classic emo and people are gonna be “classic emo purists” like “I only listen to real emo music”

godful:

tips for running faster

1) hot guy infront of you

2) creepy guy behind you

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wzrdkelley:

#life goals

they went so hard

neverland-isnt-far:

yackalope:

if you ever feel like you are stuck with whatever choices you make when you’re young, please remember that:

  • van Gogh didn’t start painting until his 20′s
  • Alan Rickman got his first movie role at age 46
  • kentucky fried chicken was launched when colonel sanders was 65
  • Charles Darwin was going to be a Preacher
  • Mick Jagger studied accounting and finance.
  • J. K Rowling was 32 when Harry Potter and the philosopher’s Stone was published

I needed this today

nicolethedopefiendqueen:

97gigi:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

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crime-she-typed:

takatakatakaa:

the-lustfulinsomniacs:

boomsheikas-art-blog:

I don’t care if he has a canon design for when he was alive or not, Grim is Jamaican and not a creepy white guy like they tried to make him in the actual show

HIS VOICE ACTOR WAS EVEN BLACK LIKE Y A L L

don’t forget his mom or grandma 

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THANK YOU

problackass:

ablackpersonofcolor:

lavenderharmony:

dnotive:

groovy-midnight:

peanutbuttergenius:

When you don’t want to put money towards an exhaust so you improvise #mazda #miata #mx5 #relatable

This is my new favorite vine

NEW FAVORITE VINE

That is actually hilarious

yall really tryna kill me today

Trombone humor I am here for this shit

June 08 2015

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problematicperuvian:

unityy:

stayysayy:

Ne-Yo is a transphobe pass it on

*transmisogynist

Ok maybe y'all need to do your research before you reblog shit. An article on a satire website accused him of being gay and that Caitlyn inspired him to come out. In his tweet he is saying that those accusations are not true but he still has much love for Caitlyn Jenner and the gay community he is just not part of the gay community. It took me less than a minute to research this?? Why the fuck can’t y'all do the same?

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tic-tac-bergerac:

by the way this man won jeopardy

egberts:

egberts:

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

this is literally perplexing, apparently learning to play the recorder in elementary school is an international thing, like what the fuck. when is knowing how to play “hot cross buns” going to be useful? is it some kind of password? what’s the deal

thranduilland:

queenklu:

hungry-hobbits:

dalekplz:

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

“Thar be booty to be found matey”
“Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful”
“Matey”

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter?
Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C
Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U
Pirate2: Matey

What did I just read? Oh my Gosh. I feel live I’ve been on a journey.

snowcoveredsunflower:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every time you paint a room, it gets very fractionally smaller.

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legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD

Quick fucking hint

kaitlifts:

shantrinas:

minority-privilege:

that1guykaiser:

If you see a fat person riding a bike, or jogging, or anything to lose weight and you make fun of them for it. Know that people like you are part of the reason they give up and I coringly invite you to

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When I still lived with my parents and was in high school I would see the same guy huffing his way down the road. Really big guy, you could tell he was struggling and miserable and losing motivation so I honked at him and yelled something along the lines of “you got this bro don’t give up”. I waved at him, gave him a thumbs up or just grinned at him every school day. By the end of the school year he went from obese to slightly chubby (but still shrinking). I ended up buying him coffee and chatting for a while. He told me that me encouraging him on that first day and acknowledging him every day after had been a factor in his not giving up since his family was pretty unsupportive and thought he would give up quickly.

Encourage people that are trying to change their lives for the better. It doesn’t take much and it might make a difference.

that was so sweet omg

I’m so sensitive this is gonna make me cry at work

I've been meaning to check out his place called Whole Foods

senpatriarchy:

enthuxxiasm:

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enthuxxiasm:

It’s apparently organic shit that mad white people go to (let’s call it what it is, now).

I’ve been inside all day, I went to the gym, I haven’t showered, I haven’t done ANYTHING hygiene wise, I’m wearing a throwback basketball jersey and gym shorts right now. As I park, I see nothing my upper-middle class families.

This is gonna be interesting. I’ll liveblog it, why. Not…

Hipsters work here. Saw a black guy in here but he’s an employee so I’m still the only nigga in here by default

Fam yall know them candy machines that have them jelly beans in them and you pull the lever and it goes in a bag well they got that shit with dried fruit this really is a white people paradise

They have NO name brand stuff here like I lowkey fuck with that but then again you got “Amy’s organic soups” nigga who the fuck is Amy and how am I supposed to trust you my nigga Campbell’s been holding me down for 24 years

Saw another black guy but it’s evident I’m the only real nigga in this building

I need
thekatecupcakes
to come with me on my next trip to whole foods because a nigga lost physically and mentally they’re playing “sweet home Alabama” over the PA and I’m concerned for my well being

The Cheese selection here is SOMETHING ELSE like I’ve never seen anything like it

“Panko crusted goat cheese medallions” $23.99 lb

N I G G A

I’m getting a herb chicken caprese sandwich to go like I can’t leave this place empty handed or else they’ll think I’m stealing or some shit

Guy heating up my sandwich is pretty cool.

This guy is a STONER.

This sandwich is fucking AMAZING.

They have apple pay here, which is swag so word I fuck with whole foods but I can’t do it alone because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYTHING IS I do but like you know how white people have that one black guy to help him define lingo to prevent them from going on urban dictionary in public and looking foolish well I need someone to guide me through whole foods thing (black or white whoever as long as you’re experienced) because I’m not about to be out here buying Amy’s organic soup and shit then find out I’m eating bison broth with chives and onions like I’m not about that life

Whole foods 8.5/10

This story is a solid 10/10

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samurai-flocka:

I never forget this moment

helloaskcosplayrussia:

When your vocaloid waifu breaks up with you

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